I saw in this week's Time that World Weekly News, that black and white paper in the supermarket with classy headlines about Sasquatch, a very much living Elvis, and of course Bat Boy is going to stop producing papers.

I thought it was especially appropriate that I learned this from a magazine with a mustached baby on the cover.

( This picture of Kwon made my day. )

Kul Tiras: [Regarding his score on an online test] 100% pure in gayness.

A guy I play NWN with is a fighter... for now (he changes his class and character daily. If I go through the prologue again... GRR...), and he uses a certain 'one-and-a-half-hand' sword but he won't pronounce the possibly vulgar name. Sure this sounds like nothing, but it took me a couple minutes to figure out that a "Bee Sword" means "Bastard Sword". XD

"Have you ever played Legend of Mana?"

"Yeah, cool weapons system, but I hated the femmy artwork."

"What are you talking about? That was the best thing about the game!"

"When I went to pick whether I wanted a male or female lead, I had to consult the book to find out which one was the guy. That sucked."

"You're weird then. Most people like softer imagery like that."

"Then why does everybody I know who played Final Fantasy 10 like Auron better than, say, Tidus or Wakka? He's definitely the most masculine one in that bunch."

"Well, sure everybody likes tough guys and demons. There's a big difference between what people like and what's popular."

"..."

"..."

"No there isn't."